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Town in the Ould Country Down"

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old County Down

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heart

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my fairy land

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with me it seems

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come back to the fold

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("Little Town in the Ould Country
Down" plays on radio)

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my fairy land

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with me it seems...

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Is it just me or is she still
warm, like?

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I think it's just you, Father.

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How's Lorcan dealing with it all?

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He'll be fine.

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Suppose he'll be going to live
with you over in England, will he?

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No.

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Our, uh...

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Aunt Margaret has agreed
to take care of him.

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Oh, right...

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I see.

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I had an Aunt Margaret once...

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Trampled by a cow
out in Gillygooley, so she was.

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Took the head clean off her, like.

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Mind you, thon head was some
size...

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At least a quarter bigger than
the average size for a woman of
her-

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Sorry... Sorry...

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Sorry.

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That's okay, Father.

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Sorry about your Aunt.

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Aye.

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Sorry about your mother.

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Aye.

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'Faith of our Father, still
living...'

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'In spite of dungeon, fire and
sword.'

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'Faith of our Fathers, holy
faith...'

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'We will be true to thee til
death.'

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'We will be true to thee...'

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'Til death.'

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Now, you boys know where I am.

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If there's anything you need,
you just let me know.

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You can tell your mate Jesus
he's a right dickhead.

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Lorcan!

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No, it's fine, Turlough.

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He can be a bit of a dickhead
sometimes.

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Oh, I almost forgot...

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The coroner was rummaging around in
your mother's jeans.

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After she passed, of course.

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We think it's a list of things
that she wanted to do...

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You know, before the illness took
her.

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Don't suppose it's of much use to
her now?

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Unless Jesus is for bringing her
back
from the dead, Father...

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I'd say it's of little to no use
at all.

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She hasn't left him much to work
with...

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Now that she's no more than
a tub of Bisto, has she?

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Can I see the list, Father?

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You wouldn't want to be
pouring that over your roast
potatoes.

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You'd be picking her out
of your back molars for weeks on
end...

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Sorry...

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Sorry again.

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God bless you, boys.

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Do people not cook in London?

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Why?

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Tastes like shite.

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Well, Aunty Margaret's cooking's
better than mine, so...

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You'll be grand.

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I've told you, I'm not going
to Aunty Margaret's.

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It's not up for debating.

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I'm not debating, I'm telling you.

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I'm staying here to look after the
farm.

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It's you who needs looking after,
not the feckin' farm.

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So you're going to Aunty
Margaret's...

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'Cos I'm not getting stuck here
for the rest of my life...

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Mothering you!

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I don't need your mothering!

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I need you to feck back off to
England
you big, feckin' ape!

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Lorcan!

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I'm not to be telling you again,
we have to go!

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Lorcan!

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We're late...

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Lorcan, I'm not for pissing about.

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Lorcan?

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He's, uh five...five-six...

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Five-three. Five-three or
thereabouts...

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He's got a beard on him.

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Look, I can send you a photo.

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Well, no, I'm not his guardian.
I'm his brother...

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Listen. He really shouldn't be
out there on his own...

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And I'm very worried about what
might happen to him if he's left
unsupervised for too...

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Oi!

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Lorcan!

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Lorcan... the hell are you doing?

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Hummmmm...

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Tai Chi...

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What?

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What the hell are you doing that
for?

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Mum's list.

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'Number One: Learn Tai Chi.'

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Please tell me you are joking?

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Does it look like I'm feckin'
joking?

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Father O'Shea gave it to me.

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Look, we're late for taking you
to Aunty Margaret's, come on.

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I'm not going anywhere until Mum's
done every single wish.

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She wanted to do them
while she was still living
y'eejit, ye.

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Not from beyond the grave.

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And waving her about like some sort
of a feckin' banshee...

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Isn't going to make much
difference to her now, is it?

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And it's not going to
bring her back, neither.

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Uh, look, Lorcan...

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I just thought it would be nice...

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Just me, you and Mum's dying
wishes.

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Okay!

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Okay! Okay!

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Christ...

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We do Mum's list, and then
we go to Aunty Margarets. Deal?

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Deal.

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Right, how many's on there?

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One-hundred.

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A hu... A hundred?
Lorcan, no, come here!

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'All The Things I Would Like
To Do Before I Perish'

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by Grainne McCaffrey.

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Number One...

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Learn Tai Chi.

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You farted?

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Shhhhh.

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Shush? Did you fart?

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That's stinking, Lorcan!

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Number Two: Read A Classic Novel.

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And the Lord said unto Cain...
'Why art thou wroth?'

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Wroth!

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'And why is thou countenance
fallen?'

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Fallen!

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Lorcan.

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Lorcan!

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Number Eight...

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Model For A Life-Drawing Class.

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Lorcan, will you hurry up with
your picture?

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Oi!

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Oi!

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Seventeen...

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Take myself on one of those
'Hot Air Balloon' rides.

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I told you to stop that!

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Ah! Ah!

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Thirty-Four...

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Easy... Easy...

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Yeo!

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Lorcan!

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Fifty-One...

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Sixty-Eight...

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Eighty-Two...

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Catch it!

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Turlough?

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Turlough?

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We're just outside Glenmornan...

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Four-bedroom farmhouse.

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A-hundred-and-fifty acres.

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Well, I'm open to offers,
honestly...

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I just want to get it over and
done with...

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Yeah...

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Yeah, Monday?

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Okay, well I'll ring on
Monday morning and...

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Ninety-Nine...

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Skydiving.

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I'm really not sure about this one.

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It's fine.

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Right...

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No, look...

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I'm sure Mum won't mind if we miss
one out of a hundred, will she?

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If the woman wants to skydive,
just let her skydive.

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Right, sure, but let's just think
this one through for a wee minute!

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You put me off.

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Jesus Christ, Lorcan, grow up!

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You want to take care of the farm
and you can't even take care of a
glorified feckin' teapot!

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God, you're such an eejit.

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I'm not an eejit.

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How do you think Mum would feel
about
you treating her remains this way?

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How would she feel about you
selling her farm?

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Did you think it was just going to
sit here gathering dust?

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What's the point in a house
if no one wants to live in it?

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I want to live in it, ye dick!

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Lorcan, what are you doing?

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What are you doing?

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Taking my half of Mum.

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Stop it.

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Stop it. Stop that now.

188
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Stop it and give me that - stop
it, Lorcan!

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Get your hands off me, ye dick!

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I think you'd better pack your
things.

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Sorry I'm late...

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I had Mary Carey in confession.
All got a bit dark...

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Those poor pigeons.

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Ready, Lorcan?

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Where are you going?

196
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I'm getting my coat, if that's
okay with you, Mum?

197
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Thanks again for doing this,
Father.

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Lorcan!

199
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Don't be keeping Father O'Shea
waiting, now!

200
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It's fine, Turlough...

201
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Let the lad say his goodbyes to
the place.

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Getting a bit experimental, were
we?

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No...

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That was Lorcan.

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Roped me into doing all that shite
off Mum's list.

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You might've warned me
before you gave it to him.

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I didn't give it to him.

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What?

209
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I thought you said you didn't want
it?

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Dear Jesus, Mary, and all the
Saints...

211
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I may have done a bad thing.

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00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:46,130
If Mum is in heaven...

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Tell her... I am sorry...

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And tell her I miss her too.

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I probably won't speak to you
again...

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Until the next time something goes
tits up.

217
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:02,890
I hope that's okay.

218
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,730
Can I have a word?

219
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:25,170
I've just been speaking
with Father O'Shea...

220
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About Mum's list...

221
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All those ridiculous things we did.

222
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I know.

223
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,770
You know what the worst thing
about it is?

224
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Turlough, I know, and I am sorry-

225
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The worst thing about it is...

226
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We didn't even finish it.

227
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Finish it?

228
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,010
Well...

229
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We can't stop at ninety-nine, can
we?

230
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What would Mum think?

231
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One-hundred...

232
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Go Into Outer Space.

233
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Go on, Ma!

234
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Go on ye girl, ye!

235
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,090
Go on!

236
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,490
Have you sold the house yet?

237
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,930
Not yet, no.

238
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Are you gonna?

239
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,890
What're you doing?

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'Number one-hundred...

241
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And one.'

242
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Lorcan...

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00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:11,650
'My final wish is for my two boys,
Lorcan and Turlough...

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To be bestest mates again.

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00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,330
And for Turlough to move
back home to Ireland...

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'Cos, sure, the English
are no craic at all.

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00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,850
And also, to stay
on the farm with Lorcan...

248
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And then, maybe, take up
some cooking lessons.'

249
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Okay.

250
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I get it.

251
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I'll think about it.

252
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,770
I miss her, like.

253
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:45,290
Yeah, me too.

254
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,450
You farted again?

255
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,770
No!

256
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,890
It's the cows.

257
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Cows...

258
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:03,570
Cows, my arse.

259
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,570
Lorcan, that's stinking!

260
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Okay...

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It's me.

262
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Sing me a song.

263
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,290
'I'll tell me Ma, when I get
home...'

264
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,850
'The boys won't leave the girls
alone...'

265
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,890
'They pull me hair, stole my
comb...'

266
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,250
'That's alright, when I get home.'

267
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:40,330
'She is handsome, she is pretty...'

268
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,010
'She is the Belle of Belfast
City...'

269
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,730
'She's a-courting one, two,
three...'

270
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:50,610
'Please would you tell me...
Both: ..who is she?'

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00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,610
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